MeSTiSoBoi69: ima get some booty sleep so gewd nite
WiSHxUP0NxAxSTAR: hahahhahahaha
WiSHxUP0NxAxSTAR: BOOTY SLEEP

GEEZ its been SO long since I last updated!! I HAD SUCH AN AWESOME DAY TODAY!! HAHAHAHAHA SO MUCH HAPPENED that I need to write about it so I can remember this day forever

I went persimmon picking at a persimmon farm with my family today. hahahahaha that was so awesome it was my first time picking anything so that was cool. Once we got there we split up and had a contest to see who could get the best ones so me Alex and Sandy were a TEAM cuz we're ALWAYS a team and we're ALWAYS the BEST team for everything =P And we got these long metal rods with hooks at the end to get the ones at the top of the trees and we kept spotting all the big juicy and plump ones at the top of the trees so we used the rod and HAHAAHA we killed like.. 232132121 trees with it EVERYTiME we used it we'd end up pulling a whole branch of the tree down rather than the ONE persimmon we wanted.. SiNCE THOSE STUPiD BRANCHES WERE SO THICK I HELD ONTO ALEX'S WAiST WHiLE SANDY HELD ONTO MY WAiST AND WE ALL PULLED AS HARD AS WE COULD TO GET THAT SUCKA DOWN HAHAHA that was a site to see but HEY iT WORKED!! While Alex was trying to CLiMB to the TOP of the tree I went exploring for bigger ones.. and I couldnt get them without alex or sandy so i went back to find alex and then BAM i got BiTCH SLAPPED by a tree branch!! iT HiT ME THEN BACK HANDED ME i WAS iN SHOCK!! but hahaha Alex couldnt stop laughing about it AND THE STUPiD BRANCHES KEPT POKiN ME EVERYWHERE SO THAT SUCKED TOO.. but HAHAHAHA THE BEST PART ABOUT TODAY WAS THE ULTRA HORNY DOG THAT WAS THERE... AHAHAHA!! Me and Sandy were playing with it at first and then all of a sudden it started to sniff my neck and it got wayyy too close to my face and since it WASNT a small dog i was like "whoa.." so i stood up then all of a sudden it JUMPED onto my back and tried to RAPE ME and i got SCARED so i RAN AWAY then it went over to SANDY and tried to RAPE HER TOO but she RAN AWAY also!! Me Alex and Sandy ran to the van and sat in the trunk watching everyone THEN WE SAW THE DOG HEAD OVER TO MY MOM WHO WAS BENDiNG OVER PiCKiNG OUT THE PERSiMMON SHE DiDNT WANT THEN WE SAW THE DOG JUMP ON HER AND HE STARTED TO RAPE HER!! it was SOOOO FUNNY but SOOOOO SAD at the same time because my mom is AFRAiD of BiG DOGS so she got really scared then the owner came and slapped the dog in the face... but HAHAHA it was the FUNNiEST thing ever and EVERYONE there witnessed the rapes of that damn dog!! Then my mom calmed down and said "iT WAS SCARY ALL OF A SUDDEN i FELT PAWS ON MY SHOULDER AND SOMETHiN BREATHiN HARD NEXT TO MY FACE THEN i FELT A DOGGiE MANHOOD POKiN ME iN THE BACK!!" POOR MOM  but hahahahahahahahaha it was just too funny not to laugh and shes laughing about it herself.. i TRiED TO TAKE A PiC OF iT HAPPENiNG BUT MY SiS YELLED AT ME FOR TRYiNG!!  then my mom was like "WHAT?!?! YOU DiDNT GET A PiC OF iT?? THAT WAS SOMETHiNG TO REMEMBER!!" hahahaha yea.. i had an awesome day and now im done writing it all down so i can remember it forever

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Hmm.. SCHOOL starts in uh.. less than 8 hours from now GEEEEEEZ just when summer was getting fun!!

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